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Paperback 6” x 9”
63 pages
ISBN 978-1-63381-119-5


by Rob Neal

Does your madness for sports drive the women in your life a little crazy?

In We Kill the Spiders: Ten Jobs for Men Who Love Women and Sports, readers will find hilarious but serious advice for men who have loved sports their whole lives. These men now live with the women they love, who don’t always understand why sports is so important to the health and well-being of many men. To successfully love and live with women, and to be able to watch or play all the sports they desire, men must continually succeed at ten essential jobs within their families. Failure to do so could mean missing an important game of a favorite team. Not good. Failure to live well with women could mean… not a happy life. Play ball!



Rob Neal loves sports, especially basketball, football, baseball, golf, tennis, soccer, hockey, track…and really anything that requires athletic ability and has fierce competition. He also loves his wife and three adult children. He decided to share these lessons for men from his own litany of successes and failures to understand and live with the women in his life. Since moving to Maine many years ago from his native Atlanta, he has become an active fan of all the professional sports teams in New England and along with millions of other fans helped to bring ten world championships to the area. He has yet to be paid for these services.